I wrote this last week:
"Dodgers over Phillies in 7 in a great series. Cole Hamels pitches twice and makes the Dodgers look like AAAers. Lidge gets rocked by Manny at least once in a big spot. Russell Martin continues to give me a Canadian boner. Jon Broxton looks like a stud reliever and shuts down the middle of the Phillies order. Jayson Werth puts up a monster series in a losing effort."
Besides the Cole Hamels comment, I look pretty fuckin ridiculous with egg all over my face.
Martin & Eithier choked cock behind Manny. Lidge was nails in 4 appearances. Broxton made me look like a jack-off by getting pwned by MATTY FUCKING STAIRS. Werth was my long shot so I could feel big if he was clutch, but his performance was really bad.
And to top it off, the Phils easily discarded the Dodgers, who I thought would win the series. Now, I root for the Phils. Tear those Tampa fucks (I'll eat my words again when that series is over) a brand new asshole. Knock them down a peg.
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