He's starting

Fuck. Not only is he starting in CF, he's hitting 5th.

Sure, he just hit a HR to dead centre. He still sucks.

1 more day with him on the roster. If he is brought back next year, I may kill JP Riccardi. I would gladly serve jail time if it means the new GM releases Wilkerdingleberry his 1st day on the job.

I hate when the Jays play all their schmuks at once. I hate John Parrish, the afforementioned devil in CF tonight, and i can't stand Gregg "why the fuck are their 2 G's?" Zaun. I don't know what it is, his face bothers me.

Gregg Zaun looks like a rapist. There, I said it.

Brad Wilkerson & Kevin Mench look like racists, and so does Lyle Overbay.

Where are all the coloured players? No wonder the Jays can't win, they need more soul. I miss O-Dog. And the true Greatest Blue Jay of All-Time, Carlos Delgado.

Maybe JP will sign Furcal or Cabrera. I think we need a little more latin-flavour to accent Alex Rios. And get V-Dub another brother. You tried with Thomas & Stewart, and Justin Jackson is 4 years away. Get him a black guy.

I'm done for the night.