Mark Buehrle Can Go Fuck HImself Too

I hate Mark Buehrle.

I hate his name. I hate his beard. I hate his smiling face when he is dominating the Jays. I hate that it seems like he always pitches amaing them. His career ERA of 2.79 coming into tonight is his best against any AL team not in Baltimore, so it seems to have some merit. But why? Why does Buehrle cause the Jays so much trouble? Is it the fastball-change combo? Fuck if I know, I'm not an expert. I'm just pissed off that this goof is alive.

I'm not saying I don't like him as a person, but I probably wouldn't. Same with Nick Swisher & AJ Pierziensky. I'm sure their mothers love them to death, or in Swishers case maybe his gramma went too far with her love. (What? No, your immature & insensative)

Tonights game was disapointing, and I'm putting the blame on JP. Not Riccardi, Plamondon. You had to invite me to Crabby Joe's knowing I couldn't resist the garlic bread and putting the streak on the line. Fucking shamefull. You don't fuck with a streak, as Kevin Costner once told me through the TV set.

Let's look at some positives if we can:

1. Marco went 3-4, including a double off Jenks, to make me not hate him for the next couple days, that over-rated fuck. He's not the MVP of the team, so go fuck yourself. He should be hitting 9th, only spelling J-Mac & Inglett once or twice a week. But a nice game.

2 a&b. Rios & Wells continue on their roll. On thing I've been paying attention to is Wells' lack of pop-outs this year. Last year was silly with his pop-outs, this year is not silly. He hits a lot of liners it seems. What can I say about Rios? The guy can just be flat-out awesome sometimes. His swing is money, and I really hope he can be this good all year in '09

3. Overbay came in and delivered a big pinch-hit. I think he should be starting regardless of who is on the hill, lefty or righty. His defence is more important than what Bautista could do against lefties offensively, in my humble opinion.

Onto the bads:

1. Halladay didn't look good all night, save for a few at-bats. He didn't control well inside the strike zone and paid for it with some crucial hits by the Sox.

2. The loss. It doesn't bother me when guys go 0-fer. It happens. The loss sucks though, especially when I got really excited during the comeback, only to have that insurance run really come into play.

Every loss at this point is harmfull, and that is obvious as shit, but the ones with Doc on the mound pain me even more than usual.

Hopefully they can bounce back and take 3 of 4 Thursday night, while I play poker and hopefully one-out some dirty motherfuckers and enjoy the Jays all at once. Life is awesome when the Jays are background to a great poker game.

And Wilkerdingleberry didn't get in the game, thank fuck. I don't recall the last time I hated a Blue Jay this bad. Oh yeah, I can. Maybe I'll vent tomorrow.

What am I saying, maybe? I have no fucking life.

This post brought to you by Rogers. Yeah.