From beginning to end, this is a real MSN conversation I just finished having. I just needed a place to store this so that I could remember this for the rest of my life, which is now richer.
Jason - rmg - A-Roids gave Alomar AIDS to take the heat off. Calling it. says:
Ok, wait, WHAT? he was raped when he was 17 by two dudes in Mexico?
*BEEZER* says:
what???
thats his story
Jason - rmg - A-Roids gave Alomar AIDS to take the heat off. Calling it. says:
i shit you not
*BEEZER* says:
i think it deserves a "this is awesome" chant
Jason - rmg - A-Roids gave Alomar AIDS to take the heat off. Calling it. says:
i was thinking the same thing
*BEEZER* says:
i have a ridiculous smile on my face right now
Jason - rmg - A-Roids gave Alomar AIDS to take the heat off. Calling it. says:
hahaha
they had me at "full blown AIDS"
*BEEZER* says:
the only thing i can think of, is Robby (in his awesome broken english) telling people he is not positive, he is HIV positive...cartman style
Jason - rmg - A-Roids gave Alomar AIDS to take the heat off. Calling it. says:
i would die
*BEEZER* says:
u have a link to the rape thing...cuz i think i need to read it
Jason - rmg - A-Roids gave Alomar AIDS to take the heat off. Calling it. says:
http://www.waitingfornextyear.com/?p=7710
"In April 2005, Alomar told Dall he was suffering from erectile dysfunction and confided "he was raped by two Mexican men after playing a ballgame in New Mexico "
*BEEZER* says:
that is the greatest thing i have ever read
and it couldnt have happened to a more deserving guy
Jason - rmg - A-Roids gave Alomar AIDS to take the heat off. Calling it. says:
hahaha
*BEEZER* says:
i didnt know your skin turned purple when you have AIDS
Jason - rmg - A-Roids gave Alomar AIDS to take the heat off. Calling it. says:
probably pnemonia, that's the go to disease when you get AIDS
it's ironic that a man who made fun of a kid dying of a critical illness, would he himself, die of a critical illness
*BEEZER* says:
that is the greatest real life irony ever
it makes his accomplishment more impressive, if he did everything he did with the AIDS
is there an AIDS equivilency stat
Jason - rmg - A-Roids gave Alomar AIDS to take the heat off. Calling it. says:
hahahahahahaha
*BEEZER* says:
like multiply all his counting stats by pi
Jason - rmg - A-Roids gave Alomar AIDS to take the heat off. Calling it. says:
if there isn't. that should be it
it's certainly not helping the "all the Mets are gay" rumours
*BEEZER* says:
its official...this is going in my blog
if they were, they better get to the fuckin clinic
Jason - rmg - A-Roids gave Alomar AIDS to take the heat off. Calling it. says:
hahaha
*BEEZER* says:
one of the sommenters pointed out his marriage to tennis player Mary Pierce and her collapse from the tennis landscape. AIDS
Jason - rmg - A-Roids gave Alomar AIDS to take the heat off. Calling it. says:
don't blow your load man, we've got a long road ahead of us
*BEEZER* says:
im just gitty
i wanna explore all my avenues
i might make an excell sheet with possible jokes for any possible information that comes out...because at this point, nothing would shock me
Jason - rmg - A-Roids gave Alomar AIDS to take the heat off. Calling it. says:
hahaha
I'm just kinda glad he's a fruit and it wasn't from sharing needles
that's the last thing MLB would need
*BEEZER* says:
that would've been way better
"Considered one of baseball’s greatest second basemen, Alomar stirred controversy in 1996 by spitting in the face of umpire John Hirschbeck.
The incident prompted fellow ump Al Clark to say, "If I were John, I’d insist that Robbie Alomar take an AIDS test.""
that is my favourite passage
Jason - rmg - A-Roids gave Alomar AIDS to take the heat off. Calling it. says:
did that really happen?
don't tease me
*BEEZER* says:
its in an article
Jason - rmg - A-Roids gave Alomar AIDS to take the heat off. Calling it. says:
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*BEEZER* says:
New York Daily news...not even a blog
http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2009/02/10/2009-02-10_15m_lawsuit_claims_exmet_roberto_alomar_.html
last 4 paragraphs
"AIDS does not discriminate" some commenters are awesome
Jason - rmg - A-Roids gave Alomar AIDS to take the heat off. Calling it. says:
"AIDS phobia"
in all fairness, don't we all have that?
*BEEZER* says:
i'm pretty sure i have a very healthy fear of AIDS
Jason - rmg - A-Roids gave Alomar AIDS to take the heat off. Calling it. says:
I know I do
*BEEZER* says:
so i guess the big lesson here: when you get raped my mexican men, make them wear a condom
Jason - rmg - A-Roids gave Alomar AIDS to take the heat off. Calling it. says:
it's a shame t-shirt hell is out of business
i could see some potential buys from this
*BEEZER* says:
they should re-open just for some Alomar shirts and some obvious A-Roiders
http://www.yankees2000.com/y2k/uploaded_images/shawn-green-ud-745695.jpg
after a quick google search, this is how robbie looks today
Jason - rmg - A-Roids gave Alomar AIDS to take the heat off. Calling it. says:
maybe size wize from teh AIDS, but I don't think he turned white..
*BEEZER* says:
you never know
AIDS is magic
look at Tom Hanks in Philidelphia, he looked like a ghost
he went from a glorious tan gay man to a gholish creature of the night
Jason - rmg - A-Roids gave Alomar AIDS to take the heat off. Calling it. says:
well I'm convinced
*BEEZER* says:
thank you
i have just sent the report to UWO hospital...it should be in the next medical book
Jason - rmg - A-Roids gave Alomar AIDS to take the heat off. Calling it. says:
it could be a key in finding a cure
*BEEZER* says:
they have to start somewher
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