The big news that came out this past week was the A-Rod shit. I just can't seem to give a fuck. I tried to care, but just couldn't find a part of me that cares who used what when it wasn't against the rules.
Some news coming out today... Roberto Alomar has full-blown AIDS. And I am HIV positive that he is being sued by his ex-girlfriend for having unprotected sex. I hope he had AIDS when he spit in that dirty ump's face. (Thanks to MLB Trade Rumors for the news and Cartman for the joke)
The Jays aquired 1.5 pitchers this week, while D'ingFA little Russy Adams and Dirk Hayhurst. The full pitcher they acquired was T.J. Beam, a shit-baller from the pirates. The half pitcher, and full douchebag, is Matt "Fuckin" Bush. The former #1 overall pick (as a SS) couldn't hit worth a shit, so with a 95 MPH heater in tow, took to the mound. Only to blow out his elbow.
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