Update!!!

It has been over a week since my last post. Just general apathy towards the typical Spring Training bull-shit.

A look around at legitimate blogs tells a similar story, but some great stuff is being written to keep me entertained.

The Drunks shit all over Griffin, again. Grif has been pretty decent this so far this year, but it looks it might be time to shit the bed.

The Tao makes me piss myself with the Millar, Rios, and Overbay "conversation". Awesome.

Batters Box takes an organizational trip through each position. I love that kind of stuff. Keep it up (although I think they are almost done).

Minor League Ball takes a look at recent Short Stop prospects, mentioning THE Alex Gonzalez and Aaron Hill. No Russ Adams sighting. Yet.

I made a promise to a co-worker yesterday that I would try to make a rape/paedophile joke in every post, so here it goes.

A guy comes home to see his girlfriend all packed up sitting on the front step. He asks "What are you going?" She replies "I heard you were a paedophile." He says "that is a pretty big word for a 10-year-old."

And since I probably won't keep up the deal, I will throw a couple of my favourites down.

How do you make a baby cry? Wipe your bloody cock on his favourite teddy bear.

What is the best thing about fucking a 5-year-old? Feeling his pelvis crack.


I enjoyed that.