I was recently watching a Jays game, early September after the call-ups were made, and wondered aloud to myself: "What the fuck is Brad Wilkerson doing on this team? Where is Buck Coates? Why do I care about these 2 goat-fuckers at all?"
Well, I care because I love the Jays and I can't fucking stand to see Kevin Mench pinch-run and Wilkerdingleberry (that is how he will be forever known on this blog) play D for Lind late in games, when it is not clear he is even a tiny upgrade. Bucky would be better suited to both roles.
I know it is raping a dead corpse saying that I hate "Brevin WilkerMench," but I fucking do. Wilkerdingleberry way moreso than Mench (who could, in theory, mash lefties).
So this blog has been created in honour, or dishonour if you will, of Brad Wilkerdingleberry. It will be updated daily, purely for my own amusement, and to keep my crazy ass from jumping off a bridge.
So, to me: You are awesome.
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i thought i was the only one on Earth that has so much hate for Brad Wilkerson! Holy Crap is there anyone that sucks worse at life than this guy?? If i could punch any person in the world in the face it would definitely be Brad! I love Mench though!
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