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Thursday, February 5, 2009

WILKERSON Sighting and JAYS NEWS!!!!!


YES!!!! Now I have yet another reason to hate the Red Sox.
I know this is a week or so old news, but I just cannot muster up the energy to post about Brad Wilkerson's minor league signing. Congrats Pawtucket, you have one hell of a douchebag on your hands.
And speaking of douchebags, the Jays seem to be closing in on signing Kevin Millar. If I have to hear the phrase "Cowboy Up" on a constant basis, I will most definately be sharpening my long distant shooting. I don't want to confess to too much, but if Kevin Millar shows up dead in the streets, it was probably me. But he could be a good platoon option for Lind at DH.
Also in the new, Jayswise, is the acquisition of lefty shitballer Brian Burres. Burres should see plenty of time in Vegas, as he is probably 5th on the lefty depth chart behind the Beej, DownsYndrome, Carlson, Wolverine, and myself.
Curtis Thigpen was designated to make room. Meh. Someone will probably claim him and he will go on to have a long and unproductive career.

1 comment:

  1. Everytime I see Brad's picture, I want to punch something, what a waste of human life.

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