Early Season Orgasms

7 Home Runs in 4 games! Awesome.

Good early season starts from David Purcey & Ricky Romero today (against a really tough right-handed line-up) have also been pretty boner-ific.

Adam Lind has 7 RsBI & Aaron Hill has 6 to lead the team and near the top of the American League.

Although BJ Ryan looked a little shaky, the rest of the bullpen hasn't given up a run.

Now, onto a few other topics.

1. The Angels are fucked. In the aftermath of Adenhart's death, their rotation is thinner than my pubes. Saunders, Moseley, Weaver, Loux, and ????. Loux sucks, Moseley isn't anything more than decent, and whoever comes up to replace Adenhart's innings is the loser of battle with Loux which says something. They have dealt with injuries to Lackey & Escobar as well, leaving them with little depth.

2. "The Spirit" sucked asshole. If it wasn't for the potential of the future ass shot and side-boob action of Scarlett Johansson (which ended up being Eva Mendes', which isn't a bad thing, but not what I had hoped for while sitting there with my pants off). It was a very cheap version of Sin City, and a pretty rat shit one too.

3. The most recent season of the "Ultimate Fighter" is underway and it is looking like it is going to be a hell of a season. The U.K. was really impressive the first week, and the U.S.A. was good this past week. There are still 2 spots open for the Americans, one for a lightweight and one for a welterweight. One of the guys for the final spot is June Browning's kid brother, so that should be exciting if he makes the house. Either way, go Team U.K. Beat the fuck out of the American team.

4. I've been following the most recent season of "American Idol" as well, and I have to see a couple things. The blind dude is fucking creepy. He scares the shit out of me, and actually haunts my dreams with his cold, dead eyes. Clearly, the more cock you chug and semen you sip, the better you are at performing. Because that gay dude is easily the most impressive person on the show.

5. I tried to watch "East Bound & Down" without much success. Sure, it had some funny. Danny McBride is hillarious in short spurts (Tropic Thunder, Hot Rod), but a weekly show is way too much. The premise is funny, and had me wanting to watch it. Plus, with Craig Robinson (Zach & Miri, Knocked Up, Pineapple Express) I was expecting some awesome stuff. But, meh. It was allright.

6. I'm watching "Good Will Hunting" right now and I have decided that I am going to start calling people "chief" and "sport" on a more regular basis. It sounds really demeaning and is a pretty solid verbal mushroom tattoo. Oh, and Affleck is the fucking bomb. Both of them.