Holy Panda Rape!

Holy Panda Rape!

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Wednesday Night Observations

1. Brian Tallet's mushtashe is deliciously ridiculous. What a duster on that gentleman.

2. Brandon Inge is the Peter North of the Detroit Tigers, spraying ropes all over the opposition.

3. The Jays showed the same pathetic offense that they showed most of last season, including Vernon's patented pop-up.

4. Danny McBride, in "Eastbound & Down," has the best mullet since A.C. Slater was making weekly appearances on television.

5. Thanks to the makers of Jim Carey's new movie, "Yes Man," for putting Third Eye Blind's "Jumper" back on my regular playlist. I had forgotten how much I used to like that song.

6. The cuter the girl in anime porn, the more likely she is to get raped. By tenticles.

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