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Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Where Are They Now: Ultimate Fighter Season 2

So, continuing the look back on the Ultimate Fighter alumni, I reach the second season, coached by Rich "Ace" Franklin & Matt Hughes.

The 2nd season featured Welterweights & Heavyweights.

Welterweights

Joe Stevenson
Joe "Daddy" has dropped to 155 and become a solid competitor since winning the Welterweight crown on the show. Joe is 6-4 in the UFC, but 3 of his losses are B.J. Penn, Diego Sanchez, and Kenny Florian.

Luke Cummo
Cummo was the finalist on the show, but has kind of faded away sice the show ended. Cummo also drinks his own piss. True fact. He also enjoys coffee enemas. Again, true. He is 3-4 in UFC fights. He also has a pre-UFC loss to Josh Koscheck.

Josh Burkman
The "People's Warrior" was a solid fighter in the Welterweight division, kind of a stepping stone of sorts. He also fucked the hot ring girl, Arianny (might not be true). His UFC record is 5-5, with a pre-UFC loss to Jeremy Horn.

Sam Morgan
Morgan was player of the year in 1972 for Port Vale and scored 11 goals the next season. Oops, wrong Sam Morgan. I bet that Sam Morgan could have had the same success as the douche who did fight. 0-2 in the UFC and loser of 4 of his last 5, Sam is a true loser whose only vistory in that time was against Sam Jackson. Yes, the Sam Jackson.

Marcus Davis
The "Irish Hand Grenade" was a former pro boxer who seemed like a solid bet from the begining of the show. He is 8-2 in the UFC. He has been awarded Fight-of-the-Night honors twice and KO-of-the-Night honors once. He is a current contender in the Welterweight division.

Jorge Gurgel
Gurgel trains with Rich Franklin and cornered him during his ass-whooping of Ken Shamdouche on the Ultimate Finale of season 1. He was 3-4 in the UFC and was released, signing with Strikeforce. He has issues with being boring, causing him to not go with his strength (Jiu-Jitsui), leaving him over matched on his feet.

Anthony Torres
He looks like a date-rapist and is 1-1 in the UFC. He probably won't be back.

Melvin Guillard
The "Young Assasin" was seemingly the token black uppity housemate. He now competes in the Lightweight division. After getting dominated by Stevenson, he accused him of using HGH, only fail his own drug test and look like a massive douche. Oh, he failed for cocaine. Typical. He's 4-3 in the UFC.

Kenny Stevens
Stevens was a punk bitch and couldn't make it, choosing Sam Morgan in the first episode and proceding to get pwned, by not making weight. Hillarious.


Heavyweights

Kerry Schall
Schall had one good knee coming in to the show, and clew out his good knee in practice before teams were picked. He lost to Keith Jardine in his only UFC fight.

Eli Joslin
Joslin was the first punk bitch to actually quit the show. He couldn't stand the cameras and left, leaving hundreds of fighters who had failed to make the show pissed the fuck off.

Mike Whitehead
Whitehead, like many of the guys, looked a little fat due to fighting above his weight class. He lost to Keith Jardine in his only UFC fight, but is 14-1 since that loss outside of the UFC. He could be back into the UFC soon, but he is getting up there in age. Has notable fights in his career against Tim Sylvia (2 losses), Babalu Sobral (loss), Krysztof Soszynski (win), and Brandon Vera (loss).

Dan Christison
He was one of the true Heavyweights and one of the most experienced guys coming in, as he had 2 fights against Dan Severn. He is 1-1 in the UFC, and has since moved on to the smaller shows. He is a 6'8'' 270 LB true Heavyweight.

Rob MacDonald
A true 205LB fighter, MacDonald seemed a little small. He is 1-2 in the UFC and is Canadian, which made me hope for the best. My wishes did not come true.

Tom Murphy
Murphy should probably be in the 205LB division, but is probably a little lazy, due to the fact he fights in the Heavyweight division. He is 1-0 in the UFC, but took 2 years off after his win.

Keith Jardine
The "Dean of Mean" had had a successful UFC career to date, at a 6-4 record. His losses are to big names, with wins over Forrest Griffin, Chuck Liddell, and Brandon Vera in the Light Heavyweight division. Another big win could puch him into title contention.

Seth Petruzelli
Probably most know for demolishing Kimbo Slice, Petruzelli also holds a notable victory over Dan Severn. He is 0-2 in the UFC.

Rashad Evans
The winner of season 2, Rashad is the current Light Heavyweight champ after beating Forrest Griffin. He is 8-0-1 in the UFC.

Brad Imes
Imes was the most inexperienced fighter on the show, but was impressive. He was a lineman in the Arena Football League and appeared the the movie "Missionary Man" with Dolph Lundgren. He is 0-3 in the UFC and has gone back and forth with wins and loses recently.


Season 3 Upcoming.

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