I just found out that you can search, for free, the National Sex Offenders database. It also includes pictures. NAILS? Yes, it is.
Feel free to click the link to see if your on there. I know I did. And I actually got nervous while waiting for the search results. But, to my surprise, no matches. I guess I'm pretty stealth.
Blue Jays 2B Aaron Hill is apparently a convected offender. Just ignore the age and picture. He's guilty.
As is Vernon Wells, our child raping CF.
Michael Barrett, as suspected, is a pedo. Shame.
There are many John McDonald's, but one of them has to be our back-up SS. He's pissed about not started and taking it out on the chocolate starfish of innocent children.
OK, I'm done. I admit this was a stretch.
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Not as big of a stretch as it was for the children..
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